Taking Herman to the Circus

Masturbation

My mother caught me taking Herman to the Circus!

by Polio October 18, 2003

Pee Wee Herman

A funny, weird, and wacky character created by himself aka Paul Reubens. Pee Wee Herman's character origniated with "The Groundlings", which them catapulted him to create "The Pee Wee Herman Show". As time passed, Pee Wee Herman successfully created a tv show named "Pee Wee's Playhouse", and not to mention a successful movie directed by Tim Burton called "Pee Wee's Big Adventure".

"I know you are but what am I?"
"NAKED GUMBY AHHH"
"Kids hurry up and finish your breakfast so you can watch Pee Wee's Playhouse."
"Pee Wee Herman is my hero"

by Jeremypr July 22, 2008

Hermanos de Leche

(See Milk Brothers). Two or more men that have had a sexual encounter with the same woman.

By depositing their Jizz (milk) in to the same vaginal cavity, they have formed a common bond, like the bond of a brother.

Homie 1: " Que onda guey? Where is Pablo ese' "

Homie 2: " F.T.P. ! After I dumped my ruca, he swooped-up on her! "

Homie 1: " Daaaayum fool, you and Pablo will be Hermanos de Leche' pretty soon. "

by G-cubed November 16, 2011

jonathan hedman

jonathan hedman is a really nice guy. He is often seen stoned or taking hits of his minifit ( vape or juul). He will laugh at all your jokes or even just to fill a silence. He is extremely funny and will leave you in a fit of laughter. He is an incredibly good kisser. When hes not playing cs, fortnite or grounded, you will see him on his scooter.

person 1: " have you seen, Jonathan Hedman lately?"
person 2:"yeah, i saw him on his scooter with his juul yesterday."
person 1:"really? im surprised he wasnt high."
person 2:"me too."

by samisawesomexd February 24, 2019

Herdsman

Someone who goes after chubbier girls because they are often easier to have sex with.

Often after saying 'herdsman' you can often hear people going 'HYAH! 'hyah!" which is the sound a herdsman makes while herding.

(From Season 2 Episode 10 of The League)

Dude that guy used to go for all the fat chicks. What a herdsman! HYAH!

by Lesgomez November 22, 2010

Herman Cained

One who does not believe in the legitimacy of a disease or illness, only to die of it.

Yeah, my Uncle Bob was a huge Trumptard and didn't believe in the risks of COVID 19, only to be Herman Cained a few weeks later. RIP!

by Wack Jab August 12, 2020

hermanishue

A random phrase that is great as a rebuttal or conversation starter.

Bob: Hey dude, what's up?
Tom: Hermanishue

by Seedies September 28, 2020