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Handjob in Helsinki

Trump's sole purpose for his "summit" with Putin.
Donnie Trump recently flew Air Force One to pleasure his Russian boss, Vlad Putin, with a handjob in Helsinki.
by Uncle Joosie July 22, 2018
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Team Van Helsing

The answer someone who hates the Twilight series gives when asked if they are Team Edward or Team Jacob, because Van Helsing kills both werewolves and vampires.
Twilighter: "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Not Twilighter: "Neither. I'm Team Van Helsing!"
by mcdoug July 13, 2010
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Adrian Hewson

Adrian Hewson is the ugliest guy you can meet, when he comes around you gag from his appearance and every mirror breaks from the sight of him. if your ever with a group of friends when he comes around everyone sighs and just walks away. i literately can't think of words that describes Adrian Hewson . He is the type of guy with no girlfriend, not that many friends, and just a very dis likable person
hey just a sec i gotta go to the washroom and take a Adrian Hewson
by jaymbol jubson November 7, 2018
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Heloony

A skinny girl with crazy mood swings. Usually loud in public and eats like a starving African. A neat freak who cleans EVERYTHING. Very fun to talk to and has a great personality.
I met a Heloony while she was skipping school. For no reason she started crying after eating a Big Mac
by Arexx January 21, 2009
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Hewson's Law

As an online discussion about U2 grows longer, the probability of someone pointing out that Bono is a wanker approaches one
User1: Rattle and Hum was the best album ever
User2: That Bono is a complete wanker.
User1: Ahhh I invoke Hewson's Law, I win
by TheGreatJC January 22, 2009
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Helsinger

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.
"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"
by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010
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Helsinki moment

The moment in which even your biggest fans suddenly realize you are a total fraud.
Historians point to that press conference as the 45th president's Helsinki moment.
by wonderdog4 July 18, 2018
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