Swedish Helsinki

A Swedish Helsinki is when you take a Helsinki on the floor neighbouring the toilet.

Ted: "Holy shit, did you take a massive dump on the bathroom floor just now?"
Chris: "Yes, it was to point out the awesomeness that is Swedish Helsinki."

by The Bilge September 28, 2011

helsinki summit

Sex behind closed doors with a partner whom one does not share a common language with, with translators present to assist. Typically one partner is dominant and the other submissive.

Trump and Putin had a great Helsinki summit.

by at5five July 21, 2018

Helsinki Stinky

After performing the shocker on a lady, one pulls out their hand, snaps their fingers, and sniffs them. Often used to judge whether or not the partner is too ripe for further action.

I was planning on eating out my girl last night, but after testing the waters with the Helsinki Stinky I decided against it.

by ShadowEdge May 12, 2008

The Helsinki Hairbrush

During Bukake, the woman styles her hair into a mohawk using semen.

"I was watching this new German porno last night, and the chick did The Helsinki Hairbrush!"

"That's fucking sick dude. Link me that shit."

by MusicHero3738 July 30, 2012

helsinki slammer

(From what I remember)

The act of receiving a rusty trombone and then transitioning into a white dragon, following that up with a strawberry shortcake, finishing off by power slamming the girl through a table.

I showed her how much I cared on our anniversary when I gave her the Helsinki Slammer.

by gfar July 18, 2008

Helsinki Helicopter

When a ho-bitch rides a dude's cock whilst spinning in circles and projectile vomiting.

Guy #1: Why is there vomit all over your room?!
Guy #2: Last night Rikisholanda gave me a Helsinki Helicopter.
Guy #1: Oh, that explains it.

by Dennis the black April 21, 2008

Helsinki Effect

Similar to Stockholm Syndrome. You get a ride home from a friend but they want to stop for a drink first. Eventually, it turns into a binge instigated by you. You are a victim of the "Helsinki Effect "

Sorry honey, I asked Dave for a ride home after baseball but he forced me to go for a beer. Next thing I knew we were in Tiajua. It was the Helsinki Effect.

by scowb October 20, 2023