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helpless baby

The small, resinated remaining portion of a joint.
Usually, it is too small to even hold any longer- or it starts to burn one's lips.
Also known as H.B.
"Hey, do you still want to hit this little joint? Heck no! I don't want that Helpless baby"!

"This is stil burnin', you want? NO! Get that H.B out of here"!
by LADYFAWN February 1, 2006
mugGet the helpless babymug.

helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night
by Luxemo January 5, 2018
mugGet the helpless turtlemug.

Helpless

Something Pisces don't have; A Pisces doesn't want to feel this
The helpless of the zodiac sat in a room by a door
by Noxaf September 16, 2021
mugGet the Helplessmug.

Helpless hero syndrome

When someone has very strong convictions about bad things that are happening so far away that they can't possibly do anything about it, yet do nothing about bad things that are close enough to do something about.
This guy at the coffee shop just talked to me for 20 minutes, unsolicited, about how he could fix the problems at North America's southern border if only he was on the ground there. I think he has helpless hero syndrome
by GriffMasterFresh April 8, 2021
mugGet the Helpless hero syndromemug.

Helpless Freshie

A player in the video game "Dayz" by Bohemia Interactive who engages in behavior that is seen by most of civilized society as "Childish" or "Cringe".
Dude you're being such a helpless freshie on main right now!
by TheKittenSlayer February 12, 2024
mugGet the Helpless Freshiemug.

Helpless

That kid is so helpless
by Gooberino September 12, 2022
mugGet the Helplessmug.

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