Hempfield Area High School

Hemppfield High School is a place that 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th graders go to "learn".


Teachers get off topic with every class discussion

The teachers here swear at the most random points during class

At random times during class the teachers cell phone will ring and they will actually answer and discuss with the person on the other end what they are doing that night


The football team here sucks --- the only reason people keep coming to the games is to watch the pride and joy of Hempfield....the SARTAN MARCHING BAND!!!

This band performs at multiple festivals and marches in numerous parades. - March 11-17th they went to Hawaii to celebrate the 50th statehood and perform in the parade and at pearl harbor....

MR. K - okay so yesterday we were talking about how the Natives in "Dances With Wolves" reacted when they tasted sugar for the first time....

FRED - Mr. K have you ever ate a buffalo heart?

MR. K - no but i have tasted.....
SARAH - (in back of room) you no you go to Hempfield Area High School when you talk about eating hearts...

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by Bander_Forever March 29, 2009

Hellfie

A phone app that allows users to share photos of a shit experience.

Dude A - "Woah dude, what happened your nose?" Dude B - "I just walked into that glass door". Dude A - "Dude, you gotta take a hellfie".

by nuttyninja February 6, 2015

Hellfie

Taking a picture of yourself making the satanic handsign

"The satanist just send me a hellfie..."

by wordfriend August 5, 2014

helppie

Intelligent, hard-working

The man was helppie.

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Helpies

People who's sole purpose is to help you do the things you need done.

Where are all my helpies at? I seriously need a helpie right now to clean my house.

by nuttyirishman May 22, 2012

Helpie

When you aren’t good at photography and definitely had someone else take your “selfie” for you...

Check out the angle on that picture - it’s humanly impossible to achieve such artistic dimension by oneself even with the aid of a timer and selfie stick. This has got to be a helpie.

by Verocello September 28, 2018

Helfie

A self-photograph that you end up having a friend take for you. Usually this is because your hands are full or you want to get more of you in the shot but left your selfie-stick at home. What would have been a selfie becomes a helfie.

I want to get a shot of me holding all these cantaloupes, will you take a helfie for me?

by Scrib Death May 20, 2019