helmet head

A mental handicapped person (or window licker ). They wear bright luminous crash helmets so they are easily recognisable and do not stray too far from their spaz wagon. Helmet also helps in event of multiple spasms, fits or collisions with lamp posts.

"Hey Johnny, look at those helmet heads chasing the ducks."

by mtotheo November 7, 2003

helmet head

When soldiers out at war have nothing better to do.

Hey, if you promise not to tell my wife, I'll give you nice helmet head!

by browntrousers February 21, 2009

helmet head

a head that is surrounded by a shit trim in the shape of a helmet. this person would most likely be able to take a serious knock to the head without injury.

far out, look at sainty's helmet head.

by ChUcKa- March 28, 2021

helmeted

Synonymous with tramped.

Drunk.

"Are we gonner get helmeted tonight?"
"Yeah!!!!!!!"

by defiti May 26, 2006

helmeted warrior

An uncircumcised penis

I love sucking on the uncut foreskin of his helmeted warrior.

by Jade217 September 21, 2016

helmeted elmer

A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue

The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart

by frogqweef July 16, 2024

Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.

Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"

by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020