helema

Helema's the funniest, kindest, sweetest most thick bitch you'll ever meet. She's the girl everyone wants but cant get, shes a muslim bad ting and puffy l'z cant get enough of her. She'll break your heart or be the best girlfriend you ever had.

"her name was sabrina or helema"
"helemas so sweet bro"
"Yo whos dat baddie Helema"

by baddiemodting March 21, 2017

hellem

very nice, intelligent most likely to be Gemini

ur a gemini arent you

no am hellem

by amazing swag bitch December 23, 2020

trojan helemet

Occurs when one of your friends has drank excessively and has passed out, this is when the magic happens you know place the nut sack directly on top of the passed out drunkard's eyes then laying ones penis on the top of the nose resembling a trojan helemet.

We gave chad a trojan helemet after he passed out on wine coolers and light beer.

by Dr.Montabon November 5, 2007

Hedgemumper

A nappy slinging pikey tramp who sleeps in hedges.

See that Caleb? He's a proper chordy hedgemumper he is, sleepin' under that Chavvie's bush.

by DreddyBrek November 14, 2018

Helem

Shes perfect She has the best body ever she is short and wears glasses She is the best dont loose her she can get sassy but she is the best bitch ever ..whoever is her best friend or boyfriend is sooooo lucky She is shawty she is everything theres no words for her shes a little unicorn in the outside and inside but she also has a mean and sassy side LOVE HER and dont waste the oppurtinity to be her friend she accepts anyone she is loyal and very pretty and again she is perfect

Boy: yo she hot asf
Girl: ikr shes helem
Boy: i like her she perfect

by Ahkakass May 21, 2019

Hedgemumper

Romany term for a tramp - vagrant. Someone who sleeps in hedges.

Dickeye Nathan has got cack all over the back of his fathers brown pinstripes, sure he don't look like a proper Hedgemumper then. Take oath dinlow.

by Munging Leonard January 14, 2010

Jan-Helge

Jan was born in Iraq 22nd of August. He grew up as a poor boy, always playing with guns and granades. Jan is now about fifty, with three sons and a jew wife called Bente. One of their sons, called Jan-Magnils has recently participated in a terrorist action in Iran. The movement he is in is founded by great, great holy Jan...

"EY niggah! What the fuck is Jan doin' up here in my crib with a C4- PLastic Dynamite hid in his turban!?"...

by Has March 31, 2005