what the hellol

What the hell + lol = what the hellol.

Can be used if someone.

1 does something so stupid that, even though it pisses you off, it actually makes you laugh.

2 When someone says something funny randomly.

3 Used when someone says something that puts you in a state of shock, and laughter.

Can be considered a replacement for lolwut

1 Guy1: That dude over there dumped a truckload of oranges on your car.
guy2: what the hellol?

2 Random person: DICK NIPPLES!
you: What the hellol?

3 Girl: my balls hurt.
Guy: What the hellol?!

by Frere August 8, 2009

Learned Helplessness

A disease for which the main symptom is never learning how to do simple tasks for yourself. Always asking others to do things for you--especially in the workplace. A carrier of the disease is usually fully dependent on coworkers and the employees below them.

"Hey Susie, I'm going to need you to put postage on this for me. I just never learned how to use the postage machine...I have learned helplessness"

"I've had learned helplessness ever since I got promoted to CEO. Can you copy this double-sided for me? I just can't bring myself to figure it out."

by Angry Rant June 9, 2009

helpless

The way you feel when you meet Alexander Hamilton. Especially for Elizabeth Schuyler.

Eliza: Boy you got me helpless. Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm helpless. (...) You walked in and my heart went boom. (...) Grab my sister and whisper "Yo this one's mine."

by Hamilton fan March 15, 2017

hellol

It's like a hello and a lol merged into one. Used often to "make fun" of someone without them really knowing it.

Someone with a weird nickname joins an irc channel.
"Hellol"
A subtle sledge in their direction.

by heeeysa September 29, 2003

hellolarious

A very cool way to say hilarious by replacing the "hi" with a "hello".

Person1: "Hey Jen did u see how Patrick got owned?"
Jen:"Yeah that was hellolarious!!!"
Person1:"Oh god Jen shut up with that word it sounds retarded"
Jen:"*sniff* ok"

by OBCT_Killz January 12, 2010

herpolie urpolies

It means herpes. Used in a Dane Cook skit.

Dude you probably got the fuckin herpolie urpolies dude.

by Herpolie Urpolies January 30, 2008

herpolitious

Herpes that you get on your nose from 'Eskimo kissing' a girl's clitoris.

"Damn that's some serious herpolitious your go there bro."

by herpes, eskimo kiss October 9, 2008