Hiffy

A Coloured usually black penis

Jerome: nigga got dat (hiffy) lokking like a chode

Mr.Smith: that man is white jerome

Jerome: nigga he must've painted that shit to be a (hiffy )

by Imnotafan October 17, 2017

Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 25, 2011

heffa

A female that gets on your nerves and/or does annoying things

"That girl that just bummped me in the hall is such a heffa"

by solo77 October 6, 2013

Heffadonkis

It is when a heifa (in most cases a male-but can also be a woman) acts very stupid, uncaring, and senseless. These people tend to be egotistical, rude, self-centered, HIGHLY inconsiderate, and tend to ignore the feelings of those around them. The people also tend to have another called CHD, or chronic hand disease. There is no avoiding these type of people because it is something one can develope over time and there can be different levels on the heffadonkis spectrum.

Why did you throw my ish on the floor? That was brand new!! Because I felt like it and I don't like you, is there a problem? Yes, heifa, there is a problem! YOU ARE SUCH A HEFFADONKIS!!

by UloPeach February 19, 2010

Haffy

A Designer Baseball Hat - One part Baseball Hat and another part Bandana or Sweatband, with the latter being interchangeable.

"It's not a Fitted or Snapback... it's a Haffy."

by HAFFY, LLC. November 17, 2018

gregory heffly

A wimpy kid in diary of a wimpy kid by jeff kinney

Oh its gregory heffly

by Iamsopro123 January 4, 2018

Greg Heffley

a book character who is a proven sociopath. I probably just ruined your childhood.

Greg Heffley is a selfish bastard.

by Cringe342 September 25, 2017