Hefferweisengirl

Usually a girl that is very fat brown and ugly and likes cheap beer like hefferweizen

Yo that girl is a hefferweisengirl

by Swagrats October 5, 2016

Hooty Heffer

"Greasy Twinkies"

Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of

crisco off them

When u see your replacement

"Wow .....that bitch"

New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"

"Making cookies has never

been so easy"

When u see your replacement

just call her a "Hooty Heffer"

because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.

by GreasyTwinke June 4, 2016

hugh hefner

The oldest living pimp who every man deserves to have as a model.

Hugh Hefner is so pimp that he is rivalring Bill Clinton.

by l337 December 20, 2004

Hugh Hefner

the founding publisher of Playboy and booster of the sexual revolution

The smartest thing Hugh Hefner did was establishing his image as an urbane sophisticate who got all the chics. Imagine how much less successful he would have been if he instead depicted himself as a solitary masturbator.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

hefner

a male version of a cougar. as in playboy founder, hugh hefner.

person 1 : omg. my 60 year old father is dating a 20 year old.
person 2 : does that makes them a pedophile or a cougar?
person 1 : neither. it makes him a hefner.
person 2 : LOLOL.

by hellyesimcool July 30, 2009

hugh hefner kiss

The act of squishing up your lips and barely touching the kiss recipients lips in fear of where those lips have been. Like Hugh Hefner does when he kisses the bunnies.

She gave me a Hugh Hefner kiss, my breath must be bad.

by 314nixie01 April 23, 2010

hugh hefner

A real player and founder of PB!

I wish I could be as a player as Hugh is...

by pelimies January 27, 2005