Heywood Jafugger

Another fictious name that is great to use when attending tradeshows where name badges are required. Best results when the wearer approaches either a new sales rep or a male/female sales team.

"Good morning, Heywood Jafugger" "Why yes, I wouldn't mind buggering that little tart".

Also a great name for a fictious business. Jablome & Jafugger, may I help you. I'm sorry, Dick Gozinya is no longer at this office.I'm sorry, Woody Bangor is out for the day too."

by Ida Eatherout September 22, 2006

Heywood

Cocaine

Is Jenny in the bathroom with Heywood?

by Daryl Morey January 13, 2009

Heywood Jablome

i actually met a guy named Haywood Jablomi. He's an older dude, maybe in his mid-50s, lives west of Chicago. What the hell his parents were thinking naming him Haywood I don't know. He said he's used to the jokes about his name by now, although he doesn't like them, he won't change his name. But his friends call him Woody.

by ciotog September 18, 2003

Heywood Jablome

a name given to hide a persons true identity

man walks up to a gal she asks whats your name he says jablome , heywood jablome

by steve meister June 20, 2004

haewook

Haewook is a nice guy. You'll love him. He makes you feel special but just know hes been through a lot and will also need your love and support. Dont let go of Haewook. Keep him close and love him lots. He is a good friend and will be there when you need him. He is also a good partner. Haewook is a truthful son of a gun. Haewook may take forever to respond but he always loves you.

Haewook I love you so much thank you for caring for me.

by Hahaha<\3brokenheart November 13, 2020

Heehoo

The Heehoo is a creature that resides in the forest. It subsists on a diet of taki's(primarily the powder). The creature has a tendency to create M's and/or some sort of shovel out of rocks. The Heehoo is usually a previous human that was driven mad by a particularly annoying outside source.

I think we're about to find the Heehoo

OH SHIT there it is!

by Las21 November 15, 2020

Heywood Jablome

A covert name given; see ben dover.

Police dragging some dude off to jail for protesting... Reporter says, "What's your name?"
Guy in cuffs replies, "Heywood...Jablome."
Reporter: "Is there a W in Jablome?"
Arestee: "Umm, no."

by Jay-dogg May 16, 2003