herkemer

adj. any imperfection in a project or a product or a situation which represents a problem.

2.any mechanical part with an
unexpected flaw or bent funny.

"don't use that board on there...it has a herkemer in it."

"yep- i knew that tire was gonna go flat... i saw a herkemer on it this morning"

by j. wilson May 15, 2005

heeke

The term used to describe a male with genital problems, most frequently a small penis, and incapable of maintaining an erection with a female. Often used as a last name to mark those who carry this unique genetic defect. Also used as an insult.

Kid1)STFU before I cut you!
Kid2)Dont be such a Heeke and finish your english essay.

by Rusty the George Nelson April 12, 2007

Heerlen

n.

1. Southern city in The Netherlands that only exists because the Roman Empire decided to build a thermae there

2. Got rich at some point when they noticed they've been sitting on a huge ammount of coal.

3. Have a never-ending feud with Maastricht

Did you know Heerlen has a rich coal mining history?

by dutchidiot November 6, 2018

lideen heeren

a bitch

ur mum is a lideen heeren

by certig 123 December 17, 2018

Heepke

A traditionally German name, which is very popular in Hamburg. Pronounced Heap - Ka, it means 'Large Ditch' in the original german dialect, used from it's creation to 1408. The most famous Heepke was named Heepka Sandross, a worker woman in the german worker's rights movement in 1873, and posed an assassination attempt on Wilhelm I in his yearly procession through Munich.

Heepke, my roomate, is on the rowing team.

by Chudley April 12, 2010

herkemer

similar to toe cheese but in fact it is booby cheese that builds up in a female bra from wearing it to long throughout the day

Dear, your bra is dirty and is full of herkemer from wearing it 3 days in a row

by boob master August 12, 2006

Heerjee

Anyone with this as their last name is amazing! He will be sure to caress you forever!

R. Heerjee was a great lover! Never let him go!

by Razzor February 28, 2011