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A Heerke is a party animal. To survive or protect his family, a Heerke can dance up to 36 hours straight.

A Heerke also knows that he is always right. If you question a Heerke's accuracy, the Heerke will start scraping with his left food ( the right food if he is more right-winged, but this is rarely the case). At this point you need to run away from the Heerke to forestall an attack.
Do not feed the Heerke!
"Look over there! A wild Heerke in his natural habitat!"
Heerke by Lavika November 21, 2021
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According to some poetry by Edgar E. Poe, harken means 'listen' as if you were trying to make someone listen to you, like shuting them up.
How, then, am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily --how calmly I can tell you the whole story.
-Edgar E. Poe, The Tell Tale Heart

Hearken!... That's not the point of this conversation.
Hearken by Ilhsdm May 9, 2009
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Jeremy Heere 

A tall yet smol boi with anxiety about fitting in. He uses a wintergreen tic tac to try and be cool but the tic tac said he gonna be chill not cool so yee yee bitch. His bestie Michael Mell only asked for one thing and that was to be friends after he got the squippy squip. Well guess what, jerbear failed and ditched mocha. Oh big sadness. He’s also totally bi for Micha-Mocha-Moomoo-bear.
Me: aw I love Jeremy Heere!

Michael Mell: Me too hun.....me too.......
Jeremy Heere: I’m right here you know
Michael: DONT you mean.... h e e r e :)
Jeremy: No fuck u. Imma go get a tic tac now. Bye bitch.

Jeremy Heere 

(A furry)
He's the Protagonist of a Musical called Be More Chill, along with the book (same title).
He has a best (g a y) friend named Michael Mell.
Jeremy is in love with a play rehearsal f r e a k named Christine Caniglia.

In the musical, he gets a pill called a S.Q.U.I.P. ( A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor), which is a voice in his head that tells him how to 'be more chill' in his high school life (Jeremy wasn't exactly 'popular' at all before the S.Q.U.I.P.).
The S.Q.U.I.P. also makes him stop masturbating-
Jeremy Heere is a furry.
Jeremy Heere by kittyppy September 27, 2017

Jeremy Heere 

Jeremy Heere is a character in Be More Chill. He has a crush on Christine, the theater/drama child. His best friend is Michael, who is gay. It has been confirmed that he is not straight, and is most likely bi. He got a Squip, and he almost destroyed the school.
Jeremy Heere is a twink.
Jeremy Heere by Ani Vale May 21, 2018

Herkeerat 

A very sexy indian man. Often goes by Herk. favorite color is yellow. He can be sensitive sweet and lovessss to outsmart people. A Herk is outgoing and always freindly. He can be sneaky and mysterious..deep down he is scretly studying people. He likes to wear tight clothing and may make random noises. Sometimes he may come off as judgemental but a Herk will always mean well.

Over all Herkeerat is an amazing indi---vidual. He will hold you when you cry and make you laugh at all times.
He is such a Herkeerat!
We're gonna have a blasty time tonight because were with a Herkeerat!
What a Herk!
Herkeerat by Mbellli January 26, 2011

Heereswaffenamt 

The Heereswaffenamt (HWA) was the weaponry office for the Wehrmacht. This office was responsibly for different inventions and for the correct armament of the Reichswehr and her successor the Wehrmacht.

The Heereswaffenamt was established in 8th November 1919 as a branch of the Reichswehr ministry. In peace time the ministry reported to the Chief of the Army High Command.
In war times it reported to the Chief of the Reserve Army, this situation became reality on 1st September 1939.

The main responsibilities were:

- Invention and testing of new weaponry and ammunition
- Massproduction of weaponry and ammunition (Industrial Mass Production of Weaponry)
- Taking actions to enable the industrial mass production
- Technology research
- Receiving of the produced armament and ammunition
- Checking and classification of enemy weaponry

The headquarters of the Heereswaffenamt (HWA) was in Berlin Hardenbergstraße 29.
On the 15th January 1945 its designation should be changed as it should be expanded to the Wehrmachtwaffenamt. But in the closing days of WW II this was something impossible.

By April 1945 the HWA was moved to Bavaria.
It was offically disbanded on the 27th April 1945.
One of the most famous inventions of the Heereswaffenamt was the Dora artillery gun.
Heereswaffenamt by The_Emperor September 19, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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