heetstroke

When you masturbate and forget to wash off the icy hot or muscle rub you just applied off your hands

Wife) honey why is you penis so red ? Looks like heetstroke again
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 17, 2017

heetstroke

Getting a handjob after someone has applied icy hot or asorbine jr and didnt remember to wash thier hands afterwards

Wife. ) honey whats wrong ? Why is your penis getting so red?

Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017

Heatstroking

A technique born of desperation in which one masturbates without the aid of hand lotion, leading to the potential for friction burn.

"Yo, Dev's sitting funny. What happened to him?"
"He was heatstroking pretty hard last night on Omegle. I think he's paying for it today. Don't diddle your meat if you can't take the heat, bruh."

by abelinkinpark October 7, 2017

Heat stroke

When a man takes a fresh baked potato and thrusts his dick in it

He got 3rd degree burns on his dick after doing the heat stroke

by Wormy_Worms July 25, 2022

Heat stroke

Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.

I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.

by CurledPawsAndStuff August 12, 2022

Heat Stroke Challenge

A challenge where 2 or more people lie down outside in 35 degree weather and the last person to get heat stroke wins.

Hey guys, do you want to do the heat stroke challenge?

by Heat Stroke May 16, 2025

Beatstroke

When it’s too hot in a club and the DJ passes out.

“Marty got beatstroke last Saturday. He died.”

by deadpoetsoroity November 2, 2020