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healthnuthooker

A woman that must brush her teeth as soon as she has finnished the job.
That little hump-rat sure is a healthnuthooker.
by BLKGSR June 16, 2004
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Heathen

A heathen is a numb nut who does not have common sense and is a menace to society.
Man, Jonny is such a heathen he is about to make me go insane
by Badbiddie552 September 14, 2020
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born again heathen

Someone born into the world with no religion, who gets baptized as a child, learns about or experiments with other religions as an adult and then declares all region to be BS. This person may or may not still believe in a higher being.
Religious Person: "Are you SAVED?"

BAH: "Oh yes, so glad you asked. I'm a born again heathen, thank God!"
by Tgeezy February 19, 2011
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heathenism

A word meaning someone who does not practice christianity, islam, or judaism. Now often synomous with asatru, the modern reincarnation of Norse mythology.
Person 1: So... what religion are you?
Person 2: Heathenism. See this Mjollnir
pendant around my neck?
Person 1 bigot: Oh wtf?
Person 1 open-minded: That's cool, there
must not be many
fellow worshippers
by Glimglom December 9, 2008
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Heathen Divas

Bad ass Alaskan girls who generally behave in a manner too over the top for polite society. This type of woman lives in utter chaos and engages in extreme debauchery while still packing epic amounts of sexy.
I saw Aurora, Lauren and Jen half naked and drunk on the beach last weekend. They are such Heathen Divas.
by akbabes July 9, 2009
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Heathen

A being of pure debauchery and degeneracy, who two-times his waifus and would sell his soul for anime tiddie
Austin, the most famous heathen of them all, threw away Kaguya Luna to get some Tifa.
by Guard Convoy May 2, 2020
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Taint Heathen

Taint Heathen (n.) - One, male or female, who applies constant oral pressure to that special area that lies between the anus and the scrotum on the male body during fornication
I'm tellin' ya man, in that three-way last night, I was railin' Bitch #1 while I had Bitch #2 play my Taint Heathen.
by SportySport July 8, 2009
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