headboard swag

The mastered art of banging a females head on the headborad to a rythmic beat

My bed game is polluted with headboard swag.

by Masterful November 9, 2012

HAMboner

Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others

Oho, looks like you've caught out a HAMboner!

by princevitae September 15, 2003

Heeboner

The term commonly used by fangirls and fanboys in the Kim Heechul (member of famous korean boy band, Super Junior) fandom.

Kim Heechul's fans often get a Heeboner when they see him.

See also Heechul

Fan#1: Did you see the new Music Video?
Fan#2: Yeah! I couldn't take my eyes of Heechul. I had a massive Heeboner all the way through it.

Fan#1: Look at Heechul!
Fan#2: But I'll get a Heeboner!

by Ru-ki April 14, 2012

HAMboner

An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.

Please don't feed the Hamboner.

by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003

headbanger

a person involved in the activity of headbanging.

Generaly identifyed with Rock or Metal music.

Iron maiden concert is a Headbangers ball man!! you should come..

by nemisis4u November 7, 2011

Headbanger Whiplash

A sharp pain in the neck caused by headbanging.

A synonym for terms such as Bangover and Mosh Neck.

Metalhead 1: Man I got a serious pain in my neck from the (enter band here) show last night.

Metalhead 2: Sounds like you've got a case of Headbanger Whiplash.

by Mr. MmmBongo August 23, 2011

harboner

The feeling one gets when excitedly watching Jim Harbaugh, football virtuoso, coach the hell out of the 49ers. Can also be used when brother John Harbaugh, Baltimore's head coach, induces similar such excitement.

"Did you see Jim Schwartz lose his shit after the Lions' first loss?!?"

"Yeah, man. I'm fully torqued right now!"

"Well, you better get to the doctor if that Harboner lasts more than 4 hours. It can cause serious damage."

by Harry Sasquatch October 17, 2011