game head

Main Entry: game head
Pronunciation: 'gAm'hed
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English hed, from Old English hEafod; akin to Old High German houbit head, Latin caput; Modern Culture road head, to work the clutch.
1) The act of oral sex when preformed on one playing video games. Rare in occurrence, game head is the misguided dream of gamers everywhere. There are two scientifically proven explanations for game head: a) the bitch is hella rank-ass, and/or, 2) the gamer is ridiculously good looking and his girl is dickmatized. While a third theory has been suggested, experimental evidence is at best circumstantial.

SYNONYM Aerobore

RoflFactor Lolshire1337 (Damn Straight)

"Comm, drop big gun pleez!... Commander!? Drop me a weapon!... Commander, are you there?"

"Okay, we attack in five. Nubtacular901, make sure you get our point. Alright, go go go go." (Death ensues)

Gamer "...But baby, I really want it."
Dirty Skank "No, I'm not doing that-- all you do is sit at your computer, you never shower"
Gamer "Babe, I love you, come on. Just a little game head."
Dirty Skank "Fine. If it'll quit your bitching"

by Roflwood Prior December 28, 2006

video game road head

when a girl gives her boyfriend a blowjob while he is playing a racing game on his beloved video game system.

Guy: give me some video game road head while i race these guys on the offroad track!
Girl: okay! *suck suck*
Guy: AHHH!! *crashes*

by Chelsae March 19, 2008

head games

Someone's lack of clearness or honesty in a relationship, with the purposeful orientation of confusing the partner and prompting stronger affection as well as emotional dependence in him/her.

She was into head games when she did not call me for the whole week.

by Marcelo25Rio July 4, 2006

rock-head games

To play around during a serious situation; To do something dumb or something somebody doesn't agree with. To give off a rock-head persona.

"Bruh cmon get off them rock-head games."

"You see how she over there acting like she don't know nun, she on them rock-head games again."

by Rock-head games November 10, 2021

head games

The most widely known recreational activities involving men's penises : Masturbation, Hand Job, Rub Down, some times "Pickle Play" and "Slickin' the Sea Serpent."
Widely played by the super active.

"Hey darling, you up for some head games tonight I bought some new lube?"

"Oh man, I just love it when my girl comes over to play head games with me!"

by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008

Head Games

hed-geym Repeated childish and petty games played by a self loathing, miserable, piddly-ass bitch supervisor named Christina in an attempt at psychological one-upmanship, often employing passive–aggressive behavior in continuously failed attempts to demoralize or dis-empower the thinking subject while hoping to make the aggressor look superior. Often resorted to as a last ditch effort when subordinates fail to stoop to the same level. Many times these actions are performed by pathetic, emotional quadriplegics against intellectual Jedi’s. Usually the aggressor suffers from undiagnosed psychological problems accompanied by one of more physical rheumatology issues such as MS, where the body attacks itself in part due to the aggressors internal ugliness working itself outward.

See also: Abuse of Power, Desire to Control, Gaslighting, and Cunt Manager

She’s joining the meeting by phone because Christina’s playing her head games again.

by The Intellectual Jedi July 25, 2024

Prolonged Gamer Head

A disorder caused when someone who has had their eyes stuck so long on a videogame screen that when they command their player to look in a direction the actually turn their own head and then feel completely ashamed.

"Dude, where are you looking?"

"Sorry, I guess I've gotta a little case of Prolonged Gamer Head!"

by New FU A11 August 9, 2012