Hayden baker

A fat depressed individual that likes hanging around with kids around the age of 5-7

Wow that Hayden baker is hanging around with two five year olds

by Niggafagot January 17, 2018

hayden's dick

a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr

son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"

by tallman 76 April 3, 2022

One-handing

To use one hand to hold a sex-partner off the ground while fucking.

"I am going to be one-handing that girl by the end of the night."

by Kizzeaton December 11, 2009

Hayden BRYF

Similar to Ricegum, he is a hypocrite and will call you out for being edgy and a hard person to talk to when he made an edgy plush series. He will say that when he got mad at criticism that was a long time ago and will call you out for getting mad at criticism when he had done that same mistake.

I honestly hate Hayden BRYF

by Jesusismynibba October 23, 2018

hardin scott

the hottest thing/person in the entire universe

hey did you see that hot guy named shroom, he’s so hardin scott!

by mushroomlover November 19, 2020

Tim Hayden

When a person begins to bite an apple, you smash it into their teeth and begin to release your bountiful load upon their face.

Adam was eating a Granny Smith, so I gave him a creamy Tim Hayden.

by Ben Cottrell October 31, 2013

Haydon

A Haydon Is a pretty cool dude. He’s really smart and Is good at making friends. He comes off as a bit annoying sometimes but once you get to know him he’s really sweet. Watch out though, if you talk bad about him just be ready because he’ll do the same back. A Haydon is usually a good kid but gets in trouble every now and then. Haydons are very hands on. They can do almost anything you ask. He usually spends most of his free time watching YouTube videos but somehow still has time to do his homework. Haydons are usually very generous, if you need a snack or advice just ask. Usually Haydon is sassy, but he’s really good at it. He’s always trying to get on teachers good side and become a teachers pet. They usually come off as very attractive people. Usually being tall, dark haired, and blue/green eyed. Once you come across a Haydon you should never leave one.

Guy 1: Hey, did you upset Haydon?
Guy 2: Maybe just a little, why?
Guy 1: He’s going around the school talking bad about you!

by George135_123 May 5, 2018