haymaker beej

a blow job with power and energy equivilant to that of a haymaker punch

matt goodrich serves up a haymaker beej like its his fucking job.

by tom jones January 12, 2004

Haybaker

When you're fingering a woman and you have got maximum fingerage inside and they're demanding more, so you attempt to give her what she wants by extracting fingers and going in with the fist. On doing so her pussy closes on removal of fingers and so you end up punching the pussy rather than fisting her!

She asked for more and I accidentally gave her a haybaker!

by Busybee666 May 6, 2017

south dakota haymaker

When you are born or raised in South Dakota, get drunk, and throw a wide right arm punch to another person's face.

I got drunk at a bar and was hit by a South Dakota haymaker.

by Sourgummy April 19, 2022

Haymaker Square Riot

A high-risk sexual maneuver in which, immediately after climax, the male removes his penis from the vagina, punches his partner in the face, then opens a jar of angry bees and holds it against the woman's vaginal area.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me - so last night I gave her the haymaker square riot before dumping her ass"

by Haymaker Square Mayor June 14, 2009

Mississippi Haymaker

The art in which a man ejaculates in one hand and throws the said ejaculate across the room with the intentions of entering and impregnating a loose vagina.

I.E. Hot dog, down a hallway.

It’s been so tough to get my wife pregnant, I had to throw a Mississippi Haymaker from across the room to see if it would stick…..

by Kweezysrooftop May 23, 2017

Haymaker

(noun, verb) 1- the finishing blow in boxing, 2- a sexual act where a man, after cumming on their partner, proceeds to slap them as hard as possible in the face with their penis.

"oh man, i got a blow job from this annoying girl i met on a business trip so after i came in her mouth i totally gave her the haymaker"

by bo2thejangles July 23, 2009

Haymaker

A tool originally used to whip up warm, thick sticky batter.

The batter would then be spread all over the warm cake.

A Haymaker is essential in making the cakes pulsate and drip hot, juicy golden syrup. The Haymaker makes them soft... moist... and rich.

The Haymaker was originally 12 foot long, but it was found that this destroyed the cakes, and there was much complaining from the womenfolk about the length and girth... It is now a foot long baking tool, still able to dig deep into the center of the cake... to hit that Golden spot.

1.That Haymaker is covered in my golden syrup.

2.Can I lick the cream off your Haymaker?

3.Haymakers are what make a cake lickable.

by Uncle Salami June 30, 2009