Leroy Hoarding

When you're fishing and some asshole creeps right in tight on your spot.

We got a whole damn lake and this fucker has to come Leroy Hoarding in on us! WTF.

by Biggameballs June 15, 2019

app hoarding

the act of saving/keeping a bunch of apps on your iphone or other smartphone you don't use/need because they were free, or you simply dont want to get rid of them.

guy 1: why do you have 10 pages of just apps?!?!

app hoarder: dude, i cant get rid of them they were free!

guy 1: but you dont play with any!

app hoarder:..................ummm...........yeah sometimes

guy 1: dude your app hoarding ...* smh in dissapointment*

by voodoo man October 24, 2010

Tonya Harding

Resorting to underhanded means to eliminate one's competition.

Comes from the ice-skater Tonya Harding, who had her boyfriend purposefully club Nancy Kerrigan, who was favored to win the gold, in an attempt to improve her chances in the 1994 Winter Olympics.

That skank better stay away from my man or I'll go Tonya Harding on her ass!

by eighteenlies August 27, 2005

Harding's Law

The tendency to notice mistakes shortly after a resource is made public. Characterized by a direct correlation between the impact of the mistake and the size of the audience. Variant of Murphy's Law.

"Oh no! I didn't catch that typo until after I hit the 'Publish' button! Harding's Law, huh?"

"Why is it so reliable that I see an error in a file 30 seconds after I send it out? Must be Harding's Law at work."

by jstarlen January 2, 2020

e-hoarding

To keep all your electronic files and messages and other "data" until it piles up for no good reason, such as saving ridiculous numbers of email messages that you'll never look at again.

if I don't give up e-hoarding and do a mailbox purge, I'm going to exceed my 7GB gmail limit!

by brooke's eye March 19, 2010

tonya harding

(v.t.) to debilitate the competition through use of a blunt object, especially via a blow to the knee

Eric was tonya hardingged as he stepped onto the field, assuring a victory for the team's manager.

by glertend May 16, 2011

Hoarding the jerky

The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.

Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!

by Ju ju man March 4, 2010