Lewis houghton

This type of person has a 1 inch wonder and 100% will steal you hamster with his non existent personality and humour.

Wow you can tell gurtrude is a Lewis Houghton

by DatboiKFCweewee December 5, 2019

houghtoning

Winter weather of such proportions it makes you feel as if the world is coming to an end.

I watched my car get plowed in this morning as I was sitting in it. It's definitely houghtoning outside.

by Mooseman313 February 15, 2019

Houghton Brown

Laying a poo on someone's front lawn.

Person 1: what did you do to them

Person 2: I smashed them with the old Houghton Brown

I hate that guy, so I hit him up with a Houghton Brown

by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Houghton Brown

Dropping a steamer on someone's front lawn

She pissed me off so I dropped a Houghton Brown on her lawn

by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Houghton Lake

Houghton Lake; the area in northern Michigan where it's 90 degrees in the summer and a chilling 15 in the winter.

Person: "This weather is almost as bad as Houghton Lake! I'm freezing!"
*next day*
Person: "This weather is as hot as Houghton Lake! I'm melting!"

by bloodyberri_2 April 20, 2023

Royal Houghton

A masturbation technique where you use the rest of your body into a stationary hand and arm

I treated myself to a royal houghton the other day

by Goose396 December 9, 2017

Liam Houghton

He goes to Mountlake Terrace High School. He's so cool he's got 4 girlfriends. We hate his uncle Jay though. Liam can seduce any teacher he wants.

Wow! Is that Liam Houghton!? He's so cool!

by Logman 100 January 10, 2024