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Hawk Harrelson

A homer of an announcer who would immediately complain on close calls against the White Sox by umpiring crews but says "thank you very much" towards blown calls in favor of the Sox.

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*AND THIS BALLGAME IS OVAH!!!!
*Duck snort
*Duck fart
*GAS

And the classic fan interference call...
*Never seen anything like that in my whole career, as a player coming up from Little League, to D-ball, to C-ball, to A-ball, to Triple-A, to the big leagues, never seen that. Well you still got three guys on the bases, they already called two of them out. … This is absolutely B.S…..Dadgum right this game’s gonna be played under protest. (6/24/07 vs Cubs – after double-play was reversed by the umpires after an interference call. The entire rant he would never mention the fact that Juan Uribe was in the direct path of Mark Derosa)
Hawk Harrelson: I just love when he goes back door
DJ: ...
by Liuetenant Dante Sitwell March 3, 2009
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Term keyed by a delta gamma sorority girl who performed it on her boyfriend in a fraternity house bed
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