harbanje

A harbanje is the first dump of the morning after a heavy night's drinking. Don't pretend that you don't know how satisfying that first crap of the day is. Your body, after hours of heavy-duty punishment, bad dancing and disturbed sleep, is making its first attempt to kick out all the shit (quite literally) that you've filled it with. Once it's plopped out, you feel at least 3000% better, at last ready to face the world outside with a respectable (yet not excessive) amount of fresh-faced enthusiasm.

Please note that, while harbanje can be used in many of the contexts associated with its everyday cousin, the shit, it is not quite as versatile: it is merely a noun and cannot be used as a verb or an adjective. There is much possibility for incorrect usage.

"I'm off to take a harbanje"
"That was one satisfying harbanje"
"I've never been so happy after a harbanje in all my drunken life"

by Craig Elder November 25, 2005

Harvard

A bunch of stuck up legacies and jocks deceiving the world into believing they've actually earned the right to have CEO titles and seven figure salaries to do nothing

Chad Thundercock Sr, donated 10 million to Harvard for a new building to get Chad Jr a place so he can be a do nothing CEO and fuck a lot of hot bimbos

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Harvard Guy

A super smart old person; probably a genius.

That guy reads 10 days a week, must be a Harvard Guy.

by Kira Bailey May 23, 2022

Harvinder

The art of being east Indian but still having the reddest neck of all

Harvinders, cant help but love them

by TJ7,23 June 1, 2009

Havanese

A cute, small, breed of dog, native to Cuba. Havanese range from 7 lbs to 15 lbs, and stand from 8 in to 14 in. Havanese have a high, arched tail, and a silky double coat. Havanese come in any color, and any pattern. Havanese are extremely playful dogs, and are very smart. They are good with all animals, and make GREAT canine good citizens, therapy dogs, agility champions, and show dogs.

Wow! Her Havanese is sooo cute!

I want a Havanese, cause they are just so darn AWESOME!

Person: What breed is that ADORABLE dog you have?
You: Oh, he/she is a havanese.

by Awesome Dog Lover June 10, 2011

Harvard

All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.

Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.

by garcalej February 11, 2015

havvanur

a girl who is amazing, cute, and an all around great person. Sometimes thinks too low of herself, but has no reason to at all. She is easy to love, and has a great personality. Generally younger than the rest, but definately one of the greatest people alive.

We need havvanur

by Mrlove youdd February 26, 2017