ben hardy

one of the most gorgeous, intelligent, amazing people in the world. is so fit with long hair. needs to slide into my dms asap.

friend: oh my god look at this boy he’s so fit.
me:em excuse me. that would be ben hardy. born 2nd january 1991. he’s mine. don’t go ANYWHERE near him. thank you 😘

by borhap March 12, 2019

Yuzuru Hanyu

invented figure skating. part time winnie the pooh hunter, can often be found in canadian forests looking for his friend. certified as the best looking athlete in the world by me, and certified as the best looking goat, also by me.

Yuzuru Hanyu is the two time olympic champion and two time world champion. There's no one quite like him.

by maybees August 27, 2021

HANYA

a tiny diamond man screaming when hitting a bald man in bedwarw

HANYA *ding* HANYA *ding* HANYA *ding*

by RunFlashRunn April 3, 2021

mr hardy

getting a blowjob while eating ice cream.

guy1 man that mr hardy i got was awesome, sprinkles and all.

guy2 did the brain freeze make it better?

guy1 no but i froze her brain with my cream.

by jonny p stoufer July 28, 2010

neo-hanyism

neo-hanyism is the philosophy of “x = bad” but black always = worse
women always = inferior and women = dishwasher
x being something you dislike subjectively
other examples of neo-hanyism is “x = superior” (usually white, children or anhyhing else hany agrees with)

Crushing: Look, he’s gay!
neo-hanyist: gay = bad but black = worse

Crushing: Yup, neo-hanyism = superior

by neo-hanyist April 5, 2021

Broken Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

Hanya

Hanya is a very different girl from what you expect. Her eyes are as beautiful as a sunset. She makes everybody laugh or laughs with everybody. Her beauty is incredible and any guy that would be with her is the luckiest guy in the world because you don't find these types of girls alot. Hanya can we very weird but thats Hanya for you! Hanya also loves sweet desserts such as; cheesecake , icecream and brownies You cant have a squad without her. She may be the most immature but she makes the most laughs happen everybody needs a Hanya in their life. Don't have one? Get one. At times she may upset you but get over it. Be thankful that you have a Hanya in your life. She may be as rough as the devil but she cares about peoples feelings like the softest flower. Be thankful you got her and make sure you don't loose her..

Hanya is so weird but it's okay so is my life.

by imweird123 May 25, 2018