harbor freight

The adult/handyman/DIY'ers equivalent to a candy store.

On weekends I love to wander the aisles at Harbor Freight.

by Phildoismyname June 2, 2018

Harbor Freight

The best of the worst. Tool and widget retailer in the U.S. who sells heap, sketchy, one-time-use tools made only of the finest Chinesium. These products typically are all labled "Known to the state of Cancer to cause california". Other names for this retailer include "Harmful Fright Fools" and "The Usual Scumbags". Don't forget to engage your Safety Squints when using the brittle, shrapnel-sending devices purchased here.

I don't have enough money to buy a "Fap-On" tool... Guess I will head down to the usual scumbags "Harbor Freight" to purchase some cancer.

by bumblefuckeryinc September 26, 2021

harbor patrol

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.

“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”

by Jrock.the.wise August 31, 2023

harbor bomber

A racist word for a Japanese person or someone of Japanese decent. This word is derived from the attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. This not often take seriously, and is found humorous to many Japanese. Simular to the slang 'cracker' and white people.

Ignore Alanah, she is a harbor bomber.

by Wickersmith July 23, 2008

Harbor Springs

Town in the Northern part of the Lower Peninsula of Michigan. Very touristy town, with crazy rich fuckers coming in every summer with their damn poodles and pink shirts, wearing beige shorts and a sweater tied around their necks. Aptly named Fudgies, due to the quantity of fudge they digest. Inversly, the winter fudgies can be just as bad, with the trust fun babies coming up to visit Boyne Mountain and Nubs Nob, the two local ski hills. Their attitude towards the locals is one of condemnation and snobbery. All in all, Harbor Springs is a nice place to live if you enjoy wildlife and a natural feeling, and can deal with snotty preps year round.

Harbor Springs is a veritable prep town.

by lestat221 October 17, 2006

Harbor Springs

1. A town in Northern Michigan with an economy based mostly on tourism. Popular in Summer, Fall, and Winter. Also known as "Up North"
2. 15 Minutes from Petosky
3. 45 Minutes from Mackinaw City
4. About an hour from Traverse City

Person1: Want to go to Harbor Springs?
Person2: Where?
Person1: Up North...

by Atog April 30, 2005

Harbor Hills

a place where all the rich japs from Randolph and Livingston gp to camp. so many gay ass rules the whole camp is a "no fun zone" the all the people that work there are the meanest bitches in town. they must have a box of tampons up thier ass. and guys are so mad all the time because they can't find thier dicks.

camp where it is jap centeral Harbor Hills sucks balls hard.

by Billi boob August 30, 2007