happy meal

Something that is served at McDonalds you sick, twisted people!!
I ordered a happy meal for lunch cause i wanted the crappy little toy thats comes with it.
by MicJaiy May 20, 2005
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happy meal

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open as though she's making a big happy smile.
Man, look at the mouf on that girl... I'll bet she'd take my happy meal with ease.
by al-stud December 26, 2009
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Happy Meals

The fast, cheap and easy class of 2011 at Shorewood high school.
"Those girls over there are happy meals. Lets go get us some."
by 2011 October 17, 2008
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HAPPY MEAL

While eating a girls pussy you place a toy inside the "box".
Bri, I met this hot chick the other day and we went back to her place and I gave her a "Happy Meal".
by Mr. Muncher February 15, 2011
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The Happy Meal

To insert a popular value menu item, such as a Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger or McDonald's Big Mac, into your lady's sweet poonany, and proceed to eat her out.

Tom: Hey broho, I just totally gave Cindi The Happy Meal!
Reg: Get the fuck out brotha!
Tom: Yeah man. Tasty eats!
Koolaid Guy: Ohhh yeaaaah!!
by El Contractore November 19, 2007
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happy meal

Recieving a handjob under the table in a fast food restaurant, while using ketchup as a lubricant. Mustard is also an acceptable variance.
We went to get a burger after the movie and she gave me a happy meal in the corner booth.
by Johnathon Smithly June 27, 2005
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happy meal

This refers to receiving oral sex from a female. When a male fits his penis and testicles in a females mouth at the same time.
I tried to give that bitch a happy meal, but her fucking mouth was too small...fucking whore!
by slimslow September 08, 2006
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