Happiness

A moment of bliss when you have no problems whatsoever

Happiness:

1. Walking into a room and finding a full plate of bacon
2. Enjoying life in general

by Dr. Seuss, PhD September 11, 2011

happiness

something i’ll never feel because i have depression

jenny knew she’d never find happiness

by uglytrxsh June 13, 2019

Cyanide and Happiness

The Urban Dictionary's spirit animal

"Do you like the comic Cyanide and Happiness?"
"Yeah, it's pretty funny, sorta sexual, a little depressing."
"Like urban dictionary?"
"Pretty much the embodiment of urban dictionary"

by Cheesy and dangerous. June 6, 2015

I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.

Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)

by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 19, 2021

cyanide & happiness

Usually said simply as Cyanide and Happiness, and sometimes misspelled "Cynaide and Happiness", a webcomic hosted at explosm.net. Recurring themes involve necrophilia, rape, illness (Cancer, AIDS), pedophilia, and poking fun and Christianity's Jesus of Nazareth (All in good fun, of course). Recurring "characters" include "LOL Fag!" man, Punchline Spoiler man, et cetra. The series (with updates every day, on most occasions) is most prominent for its black comedy.

Cyanide & Happiness happens to be the only webcomic I really find amusing; opinions vary, of course.

by Epith July 1, 2009

Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009

happily ever after

This can only happen in your imagination, so don't waste your time; go make you dreams come true!

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Go get your Happily Ever After!!!

by Mr. Stinkypride December 16, 2016