A person resembling the typical brown chess player sharing characteristics with a donkey such as extreme stubbornness. A Josh Hales usually will own very sexual clothing such as a man thong and have high levels of leg hair. A Josh Hales is usually part of a secret government agency and fights crime on a regular basis. The key thing to remember about A Josh Hales is that he is not attracted to males or females, his sexual preferences are towards salmon.
Guy 1: That guy totally looks like a pro chess player, i will make sure to stay clear of him in chess club.
Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales
Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon
Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales
Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon
by The apple core reb October 13, 2013
Get the josh hales mug.Small part of North West London (NW10), in the Southern district of the London borough of Brent. Harlesden consists of a few areas: Harlesden, Stonebridge, Church End, Kensal Green.
- To the East of Central Harlesden is Kensal Green, Kensal Rise, Cricklewood, Queens Park, Wormwood Scrubs and Kilburn Park.
- To the West of Harlesden is Stonebridge, Monks Park, Alperton and Wembley Central.
- To the North of Harlesden is Church End, Willesden, Dollis Hill, St Raphaels, Brent Park and Neasden.
- To the South of Harlesden is Park Royal, Hanger Lane, North Acton and Ladbroke Grove.
-NW10 borders other postcodes: NW6, NW2, NW9, HA0, HA9, W5, W3, W12, W10.
(1) Notorious for gang violence and general crime since the 1980's. In 2000 Harlesden was recognised as the 'murder capital of England'. Particularly the areas around Church Road, Curzon Cresent, Hillside, Shakespeare Crescent and other areas near Stonebridge and Church End.
(2) Harlesden has many leisure facilities such as clubs and is well-known for this.
(3) Television documentaries such as 'Heart of Harlesden' and 'My Shakespeare' has drawn a lot of media attention to the area.
Transport which serves Harlesden/Willesden Junction:
-Buses: N18, 18, 187, 206, 220, 224, 226, 228, 260, 266, 487
-Tube: Harlesden, Willesden Junction
Other transport which serve closely to Harlesden:
-Buses: 440, 112, 6, 28, 52, 302, 452, 611, 98, N98
-Tube: Stonebridge Park, Kensal Green, Park Royal, Neasden, North Acton
- To the East of Central Harlesden is Kensal Green, Kensal Rise, Cricklewood, Queens Park, Wormwood Scrubs and Kilburn Park.
- To the West of Harlesden is Stonebridge, Monks Park, Alperton and Wembley Central.
- To the North of Harlesden is Church End, Willesden, Dollis Hill, St Raphaels, Brent Park and Neasden.
- To the South of Harlesden is Park Royal, Hanger Lane, North Acton and Ladbroke Grove.
-NW10 borders other postcodes: NW6, NW2, NW9, HA0, HA9, W5, W3, W12, W10.
(1) Notorious for gang violence and general crime since the 1980's. In 2000 Harlesden was recognised as the 'murder capital of England'. Particularly the areas around Church Road, Curzon Cresent, Hillside, Shakespeare Crescent and other areas near Stonebridge and Church End.
(2) Harlesden has many leisure facilities such as clubs and is well-known for this.
(3) Television documentaries such as 'Heart of Harlesden' and 'My Shakespeare' has drawn a lot of media attention to the area.
Transport which serves Harlesden/Willesden Junction:
-Buses: N18, 18, 187, 206, 220, 224, 226, 228, 260, 266, 487
-Tube: Harlesden, Willesden Junction
Other transport which serve closely to Harlesden:
-Buses: 440, 112, 6, 28, 52, 302, 452, 611, 98, N98
-Tube: Stonebridge Park, Kensal Green, Park Royal, Neasden, North Acton
by SHOSHOSHOSHOBLUUUU February 2, 2013
Get the Harlesden mug.Noun : Holesaler refers to a person engaged in the activity of selling holes. For the purpose of the definition the “holes” referred to are human orifices, a person engaging in this activity will be commonly classified as a pimp. A person selling a large hole in the ground would be defined as an auctioneer or estate agent.
Look at that horrible holesaler selling that lady’s ass! , but look over there at that estate agent selling that big hole in ground.
by Dr Lingus January 7, 2008
Get the holesaler mug.When you move into a house previously owned by a boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.
by Sequined Converse May 17, 2020
Get the Boomer holes mug.the action a police officer (or other in authority) performs when searching the alleged criminal's posterior for weapons and/or paraphernalia. Usually involves latex gloves and a flashlight, hence "holeshiner".
Person 1:"Dang dude, that cop has that guy laying down on the hood of his car with his pants down!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's definately geting a holeshiner"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's definately geting a holeshiner"
by SeymoreButts5150 November 13, 2007
Get the holeshiner mug.When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Get the holes eye mug.I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"
by Shit_4_Brains September 17, 2007
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