Tom Hanksed

An occurrence or action where one believes or insinuates consciousness on an inanimate object.

This woman I work with totally Tom Hanksed the technology in the office and made it seem as though it was consciously evil.

by The Tom Hansksed Dictionary July 8, 2021

Harte Hanks

The act of being so fucking poor that even a bum would throw a coin at you.

by c0balt January 27, 2003

Hanksexual

Being sexually attracted to the madness combat character "Hank J. Wimbleton". It's invalid and mocks the LGBTQ+. I will hate you forever if your Hanksexual.

Person 1: "Hey, I'm Hanksexual-"
Person 2: "Get out."
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "G E T O U T."

by That one MC Sheriff fan July 8, 2021

Harte Hanks

See also Hell

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

Hanklerfish

An anglerfish drawn by a hank.

5% of the pre-orered the fault in our stars will have a Hanklerfish on them

by Mr Sofa Mam August 19, 2011

Hankshusbandcanon

Honestly im scared of you but your a Great person

Hankshusbandcanon is very very good person

by Dr.sunshine March 2, 2022

Hanks

Term used by hospital personnel to name medical leaches applied to patients post surgery for congealed blood removal.

We’re going to need some more Hanks over here, she’s still bleeding.

by Zach fan July 17, 2020