HapPenis

To make a smile shape with one's penis on another's face.

As Justin slept after a solid rogering, Shaun placed his flaccid penis on Justin's mouth and made the shape of a smile. He took a photo of this to show Justin the HapPenis when we awoke.

by Antrobus June 3, 2016

Hapenis

A female orgasm, or excitinf forplay.

He's forplay was bad: breastfeedingly annoying, then he wonders why I never get hapenis.

by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006

Handpanist

A talented and skilled musician who has mastered the art of playing the handpan.

My friend and I will be going to the concert hall to see the great handpanist playing that beautiful musical instrument known as the handpan.

by Axel R Reid June 11, 2025

Handynism

A Mechinism That Is Really Handy.

This Is Really Handynism

by AGENT WOLF YT June 26, 2020

Hapenis

The name of a bright, energetic child, bringing a happy future. Could also mean half of a penis, but we don't talk about that

"Hey! His/their/her name is Hapenis, right?"
"Yeah, people mistake it for happiness. sucks to be them."

by uwuowotwtqwqteehee April 17, 2021

haydenisoverparty

When Hayden is being controversial, we need to cancel her by using #haydenisoverparty

Hayden said that she wasn’t bi- #haydenisoverparty

by Salem.isnt.here April 30, 2023

Haydenism

Behavior characterized by deriving sexual gratification or pleasure from witnessing or causing others' trauma or suffering.

Haydenism is one of the most vile and devious behaviours.

by IceSpiceLover912 April 22, 2024