handyman's handkerchief

A snot rocket. When in the absence of a tissue or handkerchief you pinch your nostrils together and exhale through the nose sharply to blast the snot out forcefully. A technique employed by working men of all types and kinds, worldwide, but known especially to the elite corps that we know as handymen.

"Don't touch that trailer hitch. The old man's handyman's handkerchief went all over the gatt-dang thing. "

by f00Sieben December 19, 2013

Handyman

A dude who is always there when ur horny to kill ur vibe and scare away chicks

Who the fuck is that ? Just a handyman wots the damage pls?

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Handyman

Like the candyman, except does not give out candy; A man that gives out a lot of handys'.

I wasnt getting any from the girls at school, so i went to my street corner to see the handyman.

by pdoghilton April 28, 2010

hanneman

A formidable family of highly intelligent, incredibly good looking, and generous people. The Hannemans are skilled at all crafts, especially digging. The first vowel 'A' typically designates the personality type.

Those Hannemans are damn good at every damn thing!

by dallasvialondon April 19, 2018

Handyman

What every unemployed guy who owns a hammer, screw driver, wrench, some JB weld and refuses to get an actual job calls themselves. A master of no actual trade, however their basic understanding of playing with stolen tools has given them some over inflated sense of self worth as they try to scam the government for unemployment and disabilty checks they think are owed to them. Usually they live for free in their parents basement or crawl space.

"My door came off its hinges and the muffler to my car has a hole in it, what do I do?" "Call that handyman, Forest, who lives in that storage unit across town. I hears he has a hammer and different sized nails for the door and some JB weld and empty cans of Miller to fix the exhaust."

by S man Welder October 23, 2022

Handmanship

Like craftsmanship, but applies only to skills of the hands. For example, craftsmanship can refer to witchery. Handmanship never could. A clear distinction. Could have a sexual connotation as well. A man or woman who shows exuberance in the bedroom with their hands.

He practices his handmanship in the washroom.

He brought her to great levels of ecstacy with his superior handmanship.

by misspiggy44 March 14, 2010

handyman playboy

Someone who can’t settle down with a woman and who is a total fuck boy

Have you seen Will smith? He’s a total handyman playboy

by HolaMyLlamoSex6969 January 20, 2020