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blowjob handles

the pigtails hairstyle, or a ponytail on each side of the head
Man, that Cindy Brady has some cute blowjob handles!
by Katy from Ottumwa, IA July 30, 2003
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oh shit handles

A handle usually directly above the door or passenger window in a car originally designed to hang dry cleaned clothes. Since no one does this anymore, the only known purpose is for holding on for dear life when riding with new or non-drivers, the elderly, off-duty prison guards or people in other traditionally suicide prone lines of work, and henchmen on a violent carchase. The handles are usually grabbed with a cry of, "Oh shit!"; thus the moniker.
"OK Gordy, turn left at the pharmacy here. Yes, this corner. Well, just turn at the next blo...Jesus, watch out for the curb! Oh shit, Nik, grab the Oh Shit Handles!
by photogeek88 February 22, 2005
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chelsea handler

Ralph Garman was right, Chelsea Handler really is a talentless cunt. Garmy strong!
by Babblethefkon March 8, 2011
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Chelsea Handler

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.
by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010
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baggage handler

One who plays with his own scrotum (for personal entertainment or otherwise); someone who cannot keep from performing adjustments to his genetalia. See bagyanker.
He either needs to get some pants that fit better or maybe he can get a job at the airport. He's such a baggage handler! Would he be handling other people's bags? Fag.
by Satchel Page July 27, 2003
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pitchforks and hammer handles

That's what we would say during a downpour.
It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.
by bob4712 January 11, 2011
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Pamela Handerson

euphemism for male masturbation. often used in order to replace words that may cause offence.
'I'm bored, think i may go have a visit from pamela handerson.'
'You look happpy, pamela handerson been visiting?
by Rico Demerius January 17, 2008
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