The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s
"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."
by craig101 January 8, 2012
Get the Chocolate Handcuffs mug.A limitation that should not be an issue. IE: you should be able to bust out of paper handcuffs but they are "technically" handcuffs. Typically a corporate rule or government restriction that is imposed seemingly to create a "maximum" or prevent overuse or abuse.
A daily withdrawal limit from your checking account is such a paper handcuff.
Only 2 per customer? What a paper handcuff!
This legislation imposes paper handcuffs on the public.
Only 2 per customer? What a paper handcuff!
This legislation imposes paper handcuffs on the public.
by Korwill March 7, 2017
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by pagangirl November 1, 2005
Get the liquid handcuffs mug.When you can't shake someone's hand or pick up your phone because you are double-fisting drinks, either because you are holding your significant other's, or because you're a lush and ordered Scotch and Guinness.
by bass_n_treble November 5, 2010
Get the Scottish handcuffs mug.Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!
by Nick D March 10, 2003
Get the Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles! mug.The definition of Handcuff Free means freedom. Freedom from certain things that shackle us as we journey through out life....
Drugs, Alcohol, Crime, Negative thinking, Stress, Poverty, Jail, Depression, Poor relationships, Debts, etc...
Drugs, Alcohol, Crime, Negative thinking, Stress, Poverty, Jail, Depression, Poor relationships, Debts, etc...
Handcuff Free: recognizes the daily struggles that we all face to obtain freedom in many different areas of life. Rather it be jail, stress, poverty, depression, drugs, finances, bad relationships, etc. We all desire to break free from something or someone at times.
I saw a guy wearing a Handcuff Free t-shirt today. I asked him did he just got out of jail. He replied no! he just got a divorce from his ex-wife.
I saw a guy wearing a Handcuff Free t-shirt today. I asked him did he just got out of jail. He replied no! he just got a divorce from his ex-wife.
by MR. HANDCUFF FREE November 17, 2009
Get the Handcuff Free mug.An analogy for the restrictions put upon oneself when they graduate from college, get a "career job" and a house loan.
You're living the good life, but you're stuck in a 9 to 5 world for the foreseeable future.
You're living the good life, but you're stuck in a 9 to 5 world for the foreseeable future.
"Joe just got a job at Microsoft, so he and Sally decided to finally put a down-payment on that house they've been eyeing."
"Oh really? Sounds like he just put on the golden handcuffs. Want to bet on when they have a kid?"
"Oh really? Sounds like he just put on the golden handcuffs. Want to bet on when they have a kid?"
by Pyrocat April 18, 2008
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