When a man is sexually fisting a woman (ex. Shoving his whole fist in her vagina) he uses it to lift her off the ground
Woman 1: god I'm so sore
Woman 2: whys that?
Woman 1: well I was fucking Jeremy last night and used the hand of god up my vagina.
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I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before
by Death Menace May 7, 2023
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Masturbating, particularly with noted success
"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.
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an excuse deriving from ancient latin text, in which the priest uses the term as an excuse to masterbate little boys.
(you think youre weird, my childhood was spent with the happy right hand of god)
by ttbilllets May 13, 2006
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A bop to when you really want to feel like you cleansed the dishes harder than Hitler and his jews. It also has a fire beat, LIKE ITS FIRE
Chad: Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god
Incel: NO ITS NOT POSSIBLE THE USA HAS BETTER ARTILLERY
Chad: but it says here in this song. and besides Serbia had a budget,while the USA spends so much
Incel, humbled: ok
by Bosnian artillery April 7, 2021
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