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When You Stroke A Man's Penis Up And Down So He Cums
You Know You Are Doing Good When He Begins To Moan And Groan
And When He Cums He Will Really Think You Are A Hot Bitch If You Lick The Cum Off He Big Fuckin' Penis

While I Gave Danny A Hand Job
He Got SOOO Excited That We Went For The Real Deal!!
So He Rolled Over Pined Me Down And We Had The Best Sex Ever!!

hand job by Sexy Hot Bitch June 21, 2006

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when a girl masterbates a guy

She gave him a handjob when she went over to his house the other night.

hand job by Someone February 6, 2005

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Hand job

1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time.

2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.

1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.

2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.

Hand job by opd868 September 25, 2013

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The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.

Bitch! I bought you ice cream! No where the hell is my hand job?

hand job by thespookyfog December 28, 2005