Happy Handstand

Inhale marijuana , hold it, do a handstand, exhale after 5 seconds. Some people are unable to perform a handstand without the help of a wall or a friend. Happy handstands can be done with alcohol or drugs. For maximum highness inhale the cannabis while doing the handstand.

Duuude!, I just did a Happy Handstand. I'm so blown!! You have to try it!

by TheRealByronic August 4, 2010

Italian Handstand

(noun) a physical maneuver in which a person lifts themselves up with both hands, suspending their body above the seat of a portable toilet, in order to avoid physical contact with the seat. This technique is often used in outdoor events, camping, or other situations where access to clean facilities may be limited.

Jim if your going to the bathroom that porta-potty has been cooking the Sun for a few weeks you may want to use the ol'Italian Handstand.

by BlownClone March 8, 2023

hamstand

lifting a pig up by it's front legs (trotters) and making it walk on it's back legs.
Performed better when drunk.

Duuuude!!1!11 that pig's totally doing a hamstand

by gubzy and squeek January 28, 2008

Hatstand

Possibly originating from a man who kept trying to put his wife on a hatstand because he thought she was a hat. Chronicles by Oliver Sacks in his book “The man who thought his wife was a hat”.
Hatstand means crazy.

The dictator of Azerbaijan is completely hatstand.

by IngyG May 17, 2020

texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.

Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

handstand job

a handjob that is perfromed while in a handstand..either by someone else or a solo act.

While perfroming a handstand during a break dance competition at a crazy Irish dunk fest. Little Johnny Firebush got a handstand job from a fellow country man.

by holla187 January 22, 2011

Hitler Handstand

Sex act when a man shaves his pubs into a hilter mustache type line to his naval, then does a handstand. This is followed by a woman yelling HEIL HILTER DICK and giving a blowjob until the man releases his prisoners of war

I looked everywhere, but i had to go to a KKK meeting to find a bitch that was down for a hitler handstand.

by Colonel Liingus October 2, 2011