A person who has a one-track mind, one that spins in circles, generally on a single, annoying topic without ever really making a valid or substantial point.
Our President is a complete hamsterhead when it comes to his fixation on insulting the appearance or mannerisms of members of the media who are critical of his ineptitude.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2017
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1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.
1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.
by Immodest August 4, 2012
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Joe - I pulled a right fitty last night
Johnny - Really?
Joe - Yeah, but when we were about to bump uglies I noticed she had a proper Clam Hamster
Johnny - Really?
Joe - Yeah, but when we were about to bump uglies I noticed she had a proper Clam Hamster
by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009
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/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/
1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior
2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'
/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/
1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior
2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'
My girlfriend cheated on me. She said she had a dream I cheated on her, so her cheating was justified. Except her dream happened the morning after she cheated on me. I'm surprised she didn't strain herself doing those hamster gymnastics.
by TheTallestPsychonaut January 3, 2021
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me: "There is a hair hamster under the couch and I'm scared because I think it has come to life."
Other person: "......"
Other person: "......"
by Jalberg June 12, 2012
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A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.
A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.
James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"
John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"
John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"
by MathKills December 22, 2009
Get the watch that turns into a hamster mug.A person who lives in the Hamptons, misspells the word hamster, and justifies the error by announcing they are entitled to add a P to it as a privilege they get from living there.
The gripter Hilaria Baldwin says, "We are in the HamPtons... therefore my hamsters could possibly be hamPsters."
by lonestargogo September 1, 2021
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