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hamsterhead

A person who has a one-track mind, one that spins in circles, generally on a single, annoying topic without ever really making a valid or substantial point.
Our President is a complete hamsterhead when it comes to his fixation on insulting the appearance or mannerisms of members of the media who are critical of his ineptitude.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2017
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Hamster Suit

Hamster Suit, noun

1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.
April's hamster suit didn't hide her big boobs, but it did make her look thirty pounds heavier.
by Immodest August 4, 2012
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Clam Hamster

A clam hamster refers to a ridiculous amount of hair in the female genital region
Joe - I pulled a right fitty last night

Johnny - Really?

Joe - Yeah, but when we were about to bump uglies I noticed she had a proper Clam Hamster
by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009
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hamster gymnastics

ham•ster gym•nas•tics

/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/

1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior

2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'
My girlfriend cheated on me. She said she had a dream I cheated on her, so her cheating was justified. Except her dream happened the morning after she cheated on me. I'm surprised she didn't strain herself doing those hamster gymnastics.
by TheTallestPsychonaut January 3, 2021
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Hair Hamster

A pile of hair that has formed from hair that has fallen around a room. The hair is at some point brushed or moved into a pile and left, therefore forming the hair hamster.
me: "There is a hair hamster under the couch and I'm scared because I think it has come to life."

Other person: "......"
by Jalberg June 12, 2012
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watch that turns into a hamster

Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.

A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.
James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"

John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"
by MathKills December 22, 2009
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hampster

A person who lives in the Hamptons, misspells the word hamster, and justifies the error by announcing they are entitled to add a P to it as a privilege they get from living there.
The gripter Hilaria Baldwin says, "We are in the HamPtons... therefore my hamsters could possibly be hamPsters."
by lonestargogo September 1, 2021
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