by scala5k January 23, 2005
A mysterious entity that steals food while being delivered to a customer in the drive-thru, typically at the food chain known for their "Golden Arches"(aka McDonald's). So far he has gotten away with an estimated 25,978 bigmacs, 75,060 kids meals, over 10,800 large sodas, and an estimated $20,000 dollars worth of large fries orders. As an attempt to catch the thief, McDonald's has issued a reward of $2M and a lifetime supply of anything on the dollar menu. His range: anywhere there's a McDonald's.
by M_P_X June 2, 2017
one who strikes terror in the hearts of villagers in India by stealing their cows (which most natives of India deem as sacred).
Punjabi: Where are all the cows in Majaraji village?
Jugdeev: Oh! No! Hamburglar come to village and steal all our cows.
Jugdeev: Oh! No! Hamburglar come to village and steal all our cows.
by People Skills June 16, 2004
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by Chris Sorto January 28, 2008
1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.
OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.
OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.
All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
by The Hamburglar Man January 19, 2009
A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.
"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"
by friesandgrilledcheese May 20, 2010
Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar
by Kittridge February 29, 2008