hasshole

David Hasselhoff's asshole.

"What IS that, man?"
"Why is it so hairy?"
"That's a hasshole. Don't touch it."

by Brett Hendar March 7, 2009

Hanshole

A german asshole, or an asshole of german descent.

No I don't want any wienerschnitzel, hanshole.

by RogueFireman August 31, 2007

hasshole

Huge asshole, someone who is a much bigger asshole than an average asshole (like your boss).

President George W. Bush is an hasshole

by Ciprian Ciubotariu December 28, 2005

Hanshole

Beautiful on the outside but your gut and friends tell you the person is trouble.

I met this amazing guy today and even though I know he’s a hanshole I’m going for it anyway!

by Giver-6466 January 25, 2023

hasshole

1.) a black dude living somewhere in Maryland that again, doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

My cousin will kill any hassholes in her sight. YES, that means you Hasshole.

by Queen Bitch August 9, 2004

Hasshole

A person, usually a Seattle Seahawks fan, that continues to defend the play of NFL quarterback Matt Hasselbeck despite the mountain of evidence that proves Hasselbeck to be a washed-up stiff.

Can you believe that one guy on the Seahawks blog said he wants the team to re-sign that terrible piece of shit Matt Hasselbeck, even after how crummy the guy has played the last few years? What a Hasshole!

by hawks4372 December 16, 2010

hamhole

(adj) The part of the word "Ham" stands for ass. This a secretive way of being angry at someone without them realizing it.

(N) One who acts like a hamhole.

Syn-jerk, butthead
Any-lovebunny, sugarpie

"Oh my ga! Kelsey was being such a hamhole in composition class today. Did you see the way she looked at my shoes?"

by Monty Python's coconuts April 5, 2008