Ham-slap

someone who slaps ham to make sure it is tender enough to eat.

Damn give that a ham slap before you eat it bro!

or, He is a real ham-slapper.

by MOJO5G January 26, 2017

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Hamflap

Yo she got a hamflap and you're cool with that?

by Pussygetter103 August 20, 2011

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The brain cells one depletes trying to convince a flat-Earther they’re wrong.

After an all nighter debating wankers on twitter, Pete’s hapslap made him forget which mustard he preferred.

by Trixie4 January 3, 2020

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Chasing after very obese sex partners, usualling on the sly or through social media ie. Riding the lardassed waves. Not applicable to livestock.

My Uncle Jerry has been hamslamming the superfat sister of yours.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

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The swagging lips of a vagina while demonstrating a sexual act of frontal cowgirl.

My girlfriend had the hamflaps out last night

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