half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

by vloky July 1, 2004

Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.

Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"

by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012

Half Master

Partial Erection

After talking to that sexy bitch, I was sportin a half master.

by Fluffy Seaton September 25, 2003

half mastin

Erect enough to cause embarrassment

After he saw that new Chris Brown video, Eric Cano was half mastin'..............ya heard me?

by C_Los July 15, 2006