hal

The radest fucking dude alive. Someone who parties a lot and gets crunk all the time.

person 1: There's a party at hal's tonight.You going?
person 2: Hell Ya! Hal throws da craziest ass parties around, he's so fuckin awesome.

by Hufnagle December 23, 2005

HAL

yet another leet and learned non-nerdy computer-type...
we need more like HAL

nerd_1 : i wish i was cool like HAL, instead of being a gay nerd...

by i'm not HAL January 04, 2004

hal

Means Hugs and Licks
H = (hugs) A = (and) L = (licks)

Person A - Hi
Person B - Hi, hal
Person A - awwwww, hal to you too.

by Anonymous12358 June 26, 2007

Hal

A tall, assholish poser who puts down people shorter and different than he is, one with a band of suck ups that make him feel so good about himself. Tommy, his right hand man copies whatever Hal does and has no mind of his own, and when he is wrong, doesn't admit to it, Charlie thinks Hal is the coolest guy in the world because he has a mohawk...Charlie also never washes his hair. Hal treats girls nice to their faces but badly behind their backs.

Person 1: Hey, let's go talk to Hal!
Person 2: No, he's a fuck head

by Hellbender April 02, 2005

Hal

A type of person, almost always the butt of every joke in a group setting.

Jake: Do you remember that time someone was impressed something made it onto Urban Dictionary? Anything can be put on Urban Dictionary!

Ali: Haha, yeah bro, such a Hal Thing to do

by To1dYaS0 June 18, 2018

Hal Jordan

1) a comic book character who doesn't take shit from anyone, including old people; has punched Batman in the damn mouth for talking back to him

2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power

I asked Hal Jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and ganked my car.

by zigdag November 05, 2005

sneaky hal

The act of Scratching your Knuckle in a group of people, and acting like nobody saw you.

Damn, he just pulled a sneaky hal right in front of us.

by Bama-lama-ding-dong February 22, 2006