the haircut

a homosexual woman's haircut, ie.. mullet
Ole girl has the haircut.
by j crench September 14, 2007
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haircute

1: Wow, look at Emily in that dress. She looks totally put together. She must have gotten a haircute yesterday.

2: Yea she did. She was sitting there for 3 hours until it was perfect.
by Andreww June 20, 2007
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haircut

a person who is a metrosexual toughguy. they dress metrosexual and always pluck eyebrows and gel hair ect. and to tell themselves they are actually male they try to act tough and get in fights
that bar was fun but there was way to many haircuts there.

see "my new haircut" on youtube
by sam zerg September 22, 2007
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haircut

Heroin, especially that of the black-tar variety, biatch.
"Dude, where can I buy me some/a haircut?"
by Philly Phil April 13, 2003
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A haircut is what a guy gets when another dude trims his pubes.
Some of the other cadets in our pod want me to give them a cadet haircut - short and manscaped.
by USAF Cadet September 08, 2021
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haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.
Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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A term used by special forces and tactical operatives engaged in wet work to refer to the act of assassinating a targeted individual.
Operative A: "everybody ready to take out the target?"
Operative B: "let's go give this punk his haircut."
by David Diego January 26, 2007
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