Madame Haider

Considered a sex symbol in many parts of france and the middle east, she looks 18,she often gets mistaken for 16, she has a sicilian driver and sardinian bodyguard. Italian have been at service for her family for 7 generations.

Go with the diamonds, they’re so Madame Haider

by nerdjisse March 15, 2021

Kickin' It Kwisatz Haderach Style

One who kicks it Kwisatz Haderach style is one who enjoys sitting back and relaxing with one of the many novels of Frank Herbert's notoriously infamous Dune series.

Hell yeah, you know I like kickin' it Kwisatz Haderach Style

by Gorramfirefly November 21, 2010

haider

"Hey There"

A cool way of saying hey there.

Haider guiz.

by pjjjj July 21, 2009

Haider

Tall sweaty dark skinned man who loves appropriating black people and loves endermen from Minecraft

Look at that pakistani with a durag, He's such a Haider

by moonloverluna August 16, 2021

Haider

He has a damaged nutsack due to excessive wanking.

Wow I think I have a haider

by Damagednutsack876 December 7, 2019

Haider A.

This specific Haider is one of the sexiest and most intelligent guys you’ll ever meet. The first thing you’d notice are his big brown eyes and sandwich-sized abs that burst through his shirt. When you see him walk down the street you would immediately think of quitting your job and staring at him for a living. Haider likes to dominate in video games (and in real life *cough*). Legend has it Haider has successfully scammed 3729289 RL players into earning unreasonable profit. He lives on Mount Olympus and eats clouds to stay healthy. Don’t ask me why. Haider has so many friends but his best friend would probably be some super cool dude named Cameron or smth idk. Never doubt Haider. Never underestimate Haider. He is here to take your heart. And your wife. Stay safe Amigos. And as the legendary Haider would always say, “ Who needs protection when you have Haider”.
“WTFFFFF THATS HAIDER?!!! I NEED TO DATE HIM SO BADLY URGH”

I’m quitting by job to work for Haider A. I want him to dominate me.

by bleachin November 22, 2021

haider

haider, honestly the coolest man youll ever meet and an amazing boxer/lover for ur mom. he pulls all the women and is a staggering 6 foot tall man with a 22 pack and can beat u up, has lucious amazing hair and a beautiful face, is goated at everything and is almost smart.

wow look at that man
he is haider
wow so cool
ikr

by rghk777 July 7, 2022