Hagjag

A hag that has the moves like jagger.

Person 1:Whoa look at that hag!
Person 2:Shes got the moooooves.
Person 3:Well then she must be a hagjag.

by doggadoggadogg October 4, 2013

hastags

1. A totally useless piece of shit that does nothing
2. A desperate grab for attention
3. Something that people think will do shit, but it doesn't

Timmy is a complete fucking moron for thinking hastags do shit
"Hello im a complete idiot for thinking that someone will help the poor from using hastags"

by magnifecent March 24, 2016

hagnagging

When a woman speaks in a particularly whiny and patronising way, usually in an attempt to disguise her own gross lack of knowledge on a certain subject. Usually begins with her asking people to stop mansplaining.

"Could you please stop mansplaining."

"If you stop hagnagging I will."

by Whatsup78 March 27, 2017

Hagraggler

One who fucks an elderly female. An old hag.

I cant believe you stuck your dick in that hag

Ya, I am the hagraggler

by Captain Hagraggler August 12, 2011

hastag

A hashtag that has outlived its usefulness, either by irrelevance or by attracting too much spam to continue on a decent conversation. A combination "has-been" and "hashtag".

Man, #imabelieber is such a hastag. Only trolls and creeps tweet with it now.... not true Beliebers.

by AwwwwPuddin November 8, 2013

hagbag

A woman at a bar who is there for the sole purpose of getting dick. Usually an unattractive female who buys copious amounts of drinks for anyone willing to talk.

"Do you see that girl over there in the mini skirt with her meat flaps hanging out, lets see if Elliot falls for her."

"I woke up this morning not remembering parts of last night and with an extremely unattractive woman, I got hagbagged for sure."

by Firework Master March 6, 2009

Hartagram

symbole of the band HIM and the very popular Bam Margeraknowen for meny Differnt purpases

I got a Sweet tattoo of a Hartagram on my arm

by Chota January 9, 2006