Hagrid's Buttcrack

Hagrid's, from Harry Potter, buttcrack; also known as a wizard swear

Harry: Damn, I just got a 43% on my potions test
Ron: Well THAT'S in Hagrid's Buttcrack.

by Kristen Gav March 14, 2009

Hagrid

Excessive amount of pubic hair. Totally untamed, untrimmed, all natural 70's bush. Obviously, the term gets its name from the Harry Potter Character, Rubeus Hagrid, who's face looks like it's covered entirely with pubes.

So that girl last night... yeah, total Hagrid. It looked like the gamekeeper was taking a nap between her legs.

by sethisanimating January 2, 2012

Hagrid

When you are riding your girl, doggie style, you spit on her back so she thinks you're done. When she turns around finish in her face and exclaim "Congratulations Harry! You're going to hogwarts!" and walk away.

Cody: So how was it last night?
Carver: Aw man it was great! And to top it all off I did a Hagrid. I don't think she will be calling me back!

by Kkccc1994 June 14, 2013

Hagrid Hug

A really strong hug, a rib breaker.

person one: 'have a hagrid hug.'

person two: 'whats that?'

person one gives person two a hagrid hug.

person two : 'ouch!!! that really is a rib breaker!'

by LauraMcFarlane February 2, 2009

hamroid

a hemroid so huge it feels like a ham as been shoved up your ass...

My ass was so swoled up it felt as if I had me a hamroid all up in there.

by johny drama January 10, 2008

Rubius Hagrid

When a girl is ugly, she is Haggard.
When a girl is reeeeally Haggard, she's Hagrid.
When a girl is ridiculously Hagrid, she is RUBIUS.

Or Rubius Hagrid.

"That girl is F***ing RUBIUS!"

"Woww what a disgusting b*tch, she's HAGRID!"

"Eww Rubius Hagrid, let's take that girl to a Merkfest"

by RubiusHaggard March 22, 2009

Hagrid Hair

When someone has ugly pube like hair like Hagrid from Harry Potter.

Person 1: DAMN look at that chick she has some ugly ass hagrid hair

Person 2: At least she doesn't look like him *cough cough you*..

Person 2: ....*tears begin*

by Kimbuurlee July 22, 2009