The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 26, 2010

hagawo

A really legendary woman who loves carl

I wish i was like hagawo

by ♡Amba♡ October 17, 2021

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023

Hagbag

Paper bag to be placed over the head of a seriously ugly female when she is out in public.

Hey Tracy! Where is your Hagbag?

by Dr Juice February 1, 2004

Hagaha

A laugh type failure, much like a "type o".

Kurt: Oh man that is funny. HaGaHa

by Slimer55 April 24, 2011

Hagan

A Hagan is the best guy you will ever meet. He is sweet and always knows what to say to make you feel better. He can make you smile or laugh no matter what is going on in your life. He is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He has the purest smile even though he doesn’t show it off that much. He is adorable even though he denies it every time you say something about it. He is an awesome guy that has a lot of interests that you will soon become obsessed with as well. He is helpful and kind no matter what. He will always feel like your best friend no matter how long you’ve known him. He can be awkward at first but not for long. Count on lots of inside jokes if you befriend a Hagan. A Hagan is perfect.

Olivia: Who’s that?

Vera: That’s Hagan!

Olivia: Wow.

Vera: I know. He’s so perfect right?

by woahtherepartner March 31, 2020

Haggar'ed

Beaten, bruised, messed up, pulverized. Named after Mayor Mike Haggar from the classic beat-em-up video game Final Fight, used to describe someone who has taken a severe beating.

"Dude, I just totally Haggar'ed that guy!"

by iressivor August 28, 2008