haggertit

A haggertit, is when the tits just do NOT cooperate. Haggertits usually sag lower than the bellybutton and look like penises. People who have haggertits can NEVER EVER GET A GODDAMN BOYFRIEND IN THERE LIFE! Even Jack beeke wont take em, jk of course he will! DONT BE A HAGGERTIT condition ur boobs twice a week with hot sauce and lemon juice!

Gurrrllllll i havent seen u in so long.... what happend??
i forgot to condition my boobs
U HAVVE A HAGGERTIT
yep, jack beeke even said they where gross, after raping me behind a movie theater

by guinea pig owner November 22, 2017

hagger

A young male that is attracted too and dates older women.

Ralph is 17 but dates a 60 year old, he must be a hagger.

by cervic November 25, 2010

Haggered

When a man engages in anal intercourse with a male friend who is tied up and bent over.

You sir have just been Haggered !

by BklynBorn July 10, 2019

Ben Haggerty

Aka Macklemore, and is in love with Ava :~))

Ben Haggerty: "I'm going to the thrift shop to see Ava"

by Someone You'll Never Know March 27, 2013

Haggeredsnort

The sound you make when you get chocked up about something or get nervous in front of someone you like.

My crush: Oh hey
Me: oh uh *haggeredsnort*

by IWANTTODIEINAHOLE November 26, 2019

Tag-Haggery

Tagging someone's blog with lame tags cause you are too chicken to make a comment on their blog.

There sure is a lot of tag-haggery going on here.

by TequillaRules February 24, 2009

Haggerty

A person who destroys anything they touch.
Usually will urinate on furniture after passing out drunk.
Always eats others food and or leaves it out.
Blocks any opportunity for a person to meet or hook up with the opposite sex.
Known also as loud yelling in a small space.

Guy 1: What happened? You had that chick till that guy came over.
Guy 2: He pulled the biggest Haggerty, I had nothing left.

Scenero 2
Guy 1: OMG is that piss on the couch?
Guy 2: Total Haggerty move. And is that your leftovers on the floor.

by meatstick1 September 3, 2007