sensual healing

Using affection, either physical or emotional, to help someone recuperate or generally feel better.

Man I am so full of affection right now and I know the girlfriend had a crappy day at work. I'll cheer her up with some sensual healing tonight.

by elBlandie March 9, 2011

healing cock

A trope common to romance novels and fanfiction, in which all of the hero/ine's problems are solved by contact with their One True Love's penis. Particularly egregious when the problem being "solved" is trauma from rape or sexual assault.

"That story looked like it was going to have a realistic account of Jack's issues after being tortured, and then they all got handwaved away after one application of Ianto's Healing Cock."

by Pascentia January 24, 2010

hauling ass

1. To Move at an Excessive speed

Man I was Hauling Ass on the freeway today win i was pulled over.

by BlackScorpion March 8, 2003

Haslingden High School

A school located in the Rossendale Valley. It is popular for its high exam results and its Sixth Form. The Rules of the Sixth Form are utter bullshit and protests are being organised.

Boy 1: I go to Haslingden High School! :D

Boy 2: Faggot...

by RobbyW June 30, 2009

Hayling Island

A place, near Pompey where people go to have parties on the beach, get drunk and find some pussy

Mate, theres a party at Hayling Island tonight.

by brilldude October 17, 2008

Hauling Bacon

Moving at a fast rate of speed > 25mph

Kevin was Hauling Bacon at Windham Ski Resort

by KevinLL December 23, 2014

textual healing

the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.

when i get that feeling... i need textual healing.

by adamtenspeed January 6, 2009