hamedo

As seen in Final Fantasy Tactics, hamedo comes from the Japanese hame (panel) and do (counter). In the game, characters fight each other from panels (squares on a map), and a hamedo is the ability to counter attack before a person in an adjacent panel can attack.

He tried to stab me, but I gave him the hamedo first.

by bagodix November 19, 2013

rando hando

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.

dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.

by master.blaster July 17, 2009

Hadou

When one absorbs ki from the life of his surroundings and use that force as his own. He can use such a force to attack, heal, and many other techniques.

He mastered the Art of Hadou

by Ken Masters April 17, 2003

Hamdora

can only de achieved by being so drunk that you pass out and dream as if you are an alien on another planet similar to the hit movie Avatar.

Dude Chris was so hammed last night I think he was on Hamdora!!!

by Christopher Vasileff February 8, 2010

Hadoop

A shit attack resulting from the consumption of too many Soft Taco Supremes. May or may not be blood-tinged or in the shape of an elephant trunk. Requires a data scientist to diagnose and a sysadmin to treat.

I was working late last night on the backend when I felt a hadoop coming. I should have laid off those Soft Taco Supremes.

by HadooppostMaster September 3, 2022

Texas handoff

Where a teenage girl gives birth in a taco mayo bathroom, after giving birth she busts out of the bathroom and pitches the newborn like a football to the cashier and runs out of the door

Hayley did the Texas handoff and is having her trial now

by Lokig November 5, 2018

Hakdog

If someone is confused say hakdog

Someone:huh?!?
You:hakdog

by Hakdoggggmemer November 28, 2019